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Big Bang Theory Quotes #1

I’m sure there are more important things I should be doing right now.

BIG THANKS go to Big Bang Theory Transcripts who has done a brilliant job of transcribing virtually all of the episodes.

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Atheist Quotes #1

Still can’t sleep – here are some atheist quotes that I like:

 

Again I don’t know the photographers – so if you do please let me know so I can credit or if you’re the photographer and want the image removed please just ask 🙂

Ricky Santorum’s on Pinterest!

Well, I’m not completely sure it’s him but I freakin’ LOVE this Pinterest account – so funny:

 

To make it clear – I KNOW this isn’t Rick Santorum!

Ricky Santorum on Pinterest

MY STYLE is my favourite!

I can’t wait to see his collections of pins developing.  Go Ricky!

Ricky Santorum on Pinterest

edit: sorry I’d pasted the wrong link in before – it’s the right link now!

Rick Santorum

I’ve been accused, on Pinterest, of sticking my nose in where it’s not wanted; namely US politics. I have been asked why I care. Why I’m so interested. Why I criticise American politicians and American politics. Why I don’t stick to my own country … I can go on and on and on. However, what happens in the USA affects ME. Affects my country. Affects this world in which I live. Unfortunately, through their design, the USA has become the most powerful nation in the world and whoever is chosen to front the Republican party will have a huge affect on what happens in the next few years internationally. This is why I follow US politics.

So as you can imagine Rick Santorum has been catching my eye lately; he’s leading in many of the polls. Obviously I knew about his name and why you should never google it while eating your dinner. However I didn’t know HOW conservative this man was.

What is good about this is that there is a plethora of funnies coming out about him now and I thought I’d share a couple with you here:

NSFW (kind of) - an image of Rick Santorum made up of gay porn pics.

Republicans and the scriptures

Republicans and the scriptures

Ok I know that one isn’t just him but come on – he dominates!

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and you’ve gotta love the memes:

All I ask is that you don’t vote for this man.  I know there isn’t much of a selection left.  After all you have the Pilsbury Dough Boy and the Multi-billionaire who can’t even keep his money in his own country because he loves it so much.  But – don’t vote Santorum – PLEASE.

Concentrate on the happy and loving boobs

It’s safe to say that the only thing keeping me up lately is work and stress.  Happily they are both subsiding and I am able, once again, to indulge myself in that which makes me happy and/or frustrated.

Today I will concentrate on the happy.  This morning I was awoken by an ear worm at 3am.

ear worm: A song that sticks in your mind, and will not leave no matter how much you try.

The best way to get rid of an earworm is to replace it with another. Be prepared to become a jukebox. (Urban Dictionary)

The ear worm was by one Tim Minchin and it goes like this: “Fuck I love boobs though”.  That was it, just that one line, over and over and over and over again.  I admit, boobs are great, I have two great ones of my own, but I don’t need to keep hearing a song being sung about them.  So here is ‘Confessions’ for you to enjoy and hopefully you won’t be woken up at 3am singing “Fuck I love boobs though” going through your head: